{"id":2399,"date":"2009-10-12T08:12:44","date_gmt":"2009-10-12T01:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.berryindo.com\/virus-blackberry-on-people\/"},"modified":"2009-10-12T08:12:50","modified_gmt":"2009-10-12T01:12:50","slug":"virus-blackberry-on-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.berryindo.com\/virus-blackberry-on-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Virus Blackberry on People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Virus Blackberry that affects the Users<\/p>\n<p>Virus dan Efek Samping Blackberry&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Rela disuruh antri, \u00a0semakin panjang semakin tenang, gak menunjukkan gejala kekesalan sama sekali.<br \/>\n\u2022 Yang tadinya ngedumel saat macet, sekarang tenaaaaang.<br \/>\n\u2022 Berharap kena lampu merah berulang ulang. Kalo lampu berubah jadi ijo malah kesel. Tetep nekad jawabin email\/chatting.<br \/>\n\u2022 Sering diklakson orang lain, sampe disaranin pasang stiker di belakang mobil \u201dharap sabar, balckberry user\u201d<br \/>\n\u2022 Waktu BAB jadi tambah lama. Padahal isinya udah kosong tapi tetep aja nongkrong.<br \/>\n\u2022 Tidur miring nungguin pasangan sambil bb di tangan. Kejar target ngabisin baca email.<br \/>\n\u2022 Suka senyum senyum sendiri.<br \/>\n\u2022 Gak konsen kerja.<br \/>\n\u2022 Bangun pagi yang pertama dicari BB dulu bukan yang lain.<br \/>\n\u2022 Waktu diajak ngobrol orang tetep maksa jawab email\/chatting. Cuek. Padahal yang ngajak ngorbol itu kadang bossnya sendiri.<br \/>\n\u2022 Lebih seneng disupirin daripada nyetir sendiri. Rela naik\u00a0 busway biar gak usah nyetir.<br \/>\n\u2022 Jadi jarang marah tapi jadi sering dimarahin orang karena diajak ngobrol gak nyambung.<br \/>\n\u2022 Kalo di tempat umum suka panik nyari stop kontak. Batere sekarat.<br \/>\n\u2022 Kalo anaknya rewel langsung nunjukkin BB nya buat menghibur.<br \/>\n\u2022 Sering lupa mencet tombol lift. Harusnya naik malah turun. Belum lagi kebablasan lantainya.<br \/>\n\u2022 Kalo ngantri di bank pake nomer antrian, pas dipanggil di sepaker gak denger. Pas kepala liat monitor kaget. Shit! Harus ambil antrian ulang. Tapi tetep tenaaaaang.<br \/>\n\u2022 Langganan koran dan majalah masih tertumpuk rapi tak terbaca.<br \/>\n\u2022 Sering kejedug karena kalo jalan mata tertuju ke layar BB<br \/>\n\u2022inti&#8217;nya jadi AUTIS&#8230;mmmmmm&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Virus Blackberry that affects the Users Virus dan Efek Samping Blackberry&#8230; \u2022 Rela disuruh antri, \u00a0semakin panjang semakin tenang, gak menunjukkan gejala kekesalan sama sekali. \u2022 Yang tadinya ngedumel saat macet, sekarang tenaaaaang. \u2022 Berharap kena lampu merah berulang ulang. Kalo lampu berubah jadi ijo malah kesel. Tetep nekad jawabin email\/chatting. \u2022 Sering diklakson orang [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[21,366,222,367,223,181],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.berryindo.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2399"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.berryindo.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.berryindo.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.berryindo.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.berryindo.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.berryindo.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2400,"href":"https:\/\/www.berryindo.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2399\/revisions\/2400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.berryindo.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.berryindo.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.berryindo.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}